http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/ Jokes/Humor Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:00:21 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2005. Friends Poetry Writing http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:56:49 GMT When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer. ;) Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're... (more) http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/comments?id=6 http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:55:31 GMT Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The... (more) http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/comments?id=5 http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:54:20 GMT 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock... (more) http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/comments?id=4 http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:49:49 GMT An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar. "What happened?" says the doctor. "Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing." The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?" "Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar... (more) http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/comments?id=3 http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/archive/2.html Wed, 04 Aug 2004 08:31:33 GMT THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK....... BUT CAN'T! I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I'm already visualizing the duct tape... (more) http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/comments?id=2 http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/archive/1.html Tue, 15 Jun 2004 16:58:04 GMT Haha! Funny:) Post your jokes here http://solijoke.blogdrive.com/comments?id=1